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This is my current headshot. I also have several other headshots available on my Pictures page with different outfits, hairstyles, etc. All of my recent headshots were taken by Monica McKenna in Apr. '01.
To visit my new home page, click here.

This is the old home page, as evidenced by the screamingly large title above and the old headshot to the left.

Here was my old home page intro:

I've been performing stand-up comedy since May 1994, I love acting and I've also been writing for many years.  I have a degree in Journalism and I've had writing published in various newspapers / magazines / journals though I do prefer creative writing.  I live in the Toronto area, in Canada.  If you want to know more about me, click here for assorted nonsense.  Also, you can go to the bottom of the page to see a history of the updates made to this site.
I update this page often (approx. once every week or two). It contains a selection of my stand-up comedy jokes and links to upcoming shows, a joke archive and local joke pages.
Click here go to the Writing page, home to tons of the writing I've done over the years.
What do you think goes in a Pictures section? Still stumped? Oh fine then click here, you troglodyte.
My Old Home Page
This page contains an ever-growing list of my CDs.
WRITING
LAUGHS
CDs I OWN
PICTURES
This is a list of things I hope to accomplish prior to my untimely death (who cares when, it's ALWAYS untimely!). This page may also contain some surprises. Hear that? SURPRISES! Maybe you'll want to come here. Or not.
This page contains my acting and non-acting resumes.
RESUMES
"TO DO"
SITES OF INTEREST
The Spill Magazine. Check the Hip or Hype section in particular for my writing (my brother Dan co-writes the column with me).
The Onion. A satirical newspaper and, at least in my opinion, very funny. I make sure to see every issue.
The best site IMHO for movie/TV/etc.-related info on actors, directors, etc. A wealth of info.
Click here to send e-mail to me with comments, ideas, job offers, lots of money, etc.
THE SPILL
THE ONION
IMDb
E-MAIL ME
Ridiculous Filler Creature #3: Vorpy. Vorpy, a chaperone, keeps Warpy and Forpy from doing God knows what (now THAT would be gross).
Ridiculous Filler Creature #2: Forpy. Forpy's got a thing for Warpy and they are giving each other the EYE if you know what I mean...
Ridiculous Filler Creature #1: Warpy. Warpy is a lonely little thing but to his right is someone SPECIAL...
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These are some ideas I have that I believe have the potential to have some sort of impact on our world (side note: this does not relate to my own ideas, but see the movie "Pay It Forward" if you get the chance as it presents an excellent idea). Please read these if you get a minute and I welcome any feedback you would care to offer.
IDEAS

History of Updates To This Page
(most recent first--note that some dates are approximate):


01/21/06 Stopped bothering to update this stupid History of Updates To This Page section. Honestly, I just don't have time for this nonsense.

01/10/04  Updated regular and acting resumes on Resumes page

01/03/04  Added Trisha Kirby's new headhots to Professional Pictures page; also added Acting pictures to that same page (pictures taken from when Trish and I were in the play The Glorious 12th)

01/03/04  Added many pictures from the past year to New Pictures page (several dozen pictures, I think)

01/30/03  Added Blogger page to my site -- this page will be updated once every...oh hell, whenever I get time.  No promises. Besides the Pictures pages, this is probably one of the only pages I'll be updating much in the next while or so.  You can get to my page via the link at the top right corner of this page (where it says "here").

12/29/02  Added seven new pictures to the New Pictures page (two from Trish and I's trip to Windsor in late November, four of us from our work Christmas party and one of Trish on Christmas Eve)

12/18/02  Added eleven new pictures to the New Pictures page (wow, only 3 months between updates; I'm really outdoing myself now!  There's been six whole updates since January and most of them were pictures or minor tweaking foolishness)

09/09/02  Added fifteen new pictures to the New Pictures page

09/09/02  Added New Pictures page (linked to from Personal Pictures page)

09/08/02  Revised notes on home page, Writing page and Laughs page to reflect the status of updates, etc. on the site

03/19/02  Added one lousy damn picture to the Personal Pictures page

02/01/02  Reworked the home page (that's right, this page) to include a
sort of awkward disclaimer explaining why I've been too lazy/busy/whatever to do much with this site recently

01/24/02  Added two new pictures to Professional Pictures page

01/24/02  Updated Acting Resume in Resumes page

01/14/02  Added two new pictures to the Personal Pictures page

01/14/02  Created new Special Occasions Pictures page for vacation and holiday pictures and transferred appropriate pictures from Personal Pictures page to this one

01/08/02  Added an alternate headshot for Trish to the Professional Pictures page

01/08/02  Added 10 new pictures to the Personal Pictures page

12/18/01  Updated My Friends page (removed non-working links)

12/14/01  Added nine new jokes to the Laughs page

11/27/01  Replaced Joe Cartoon link with link to www.imdb.com (sorry Joe Cartoon! You have a great site but I use IMDB.com a lot more often)

11/15/01  Updated Simpsons Quotes files (there are now 6 MS Word files -- 3 contains the complete quotes I've put together so far and the other 3 only contain the quotes I added recently)

11/05/01  Used smaller file for picture on homepage so that page will load faster

10/30/01  Added Simpsons Quote Page (3 MS Word files containing tons of quotes from The Simpsons TV show, organized by character and by first word of quote)

10/30/01  Added About Me page (which has a bunch of absolutely useless information about me for whoever cares and links to various things as well)

10/30/01  Added my new headshots (4) and Trish's headshots (2) to my Professional Pictures page

10/30/01  Reorganized my Personal Pictures page and added 13 pictures from our trip to BC in early Sept. '01 plus 2 other pictures

10/30/01  Added my new headshot to the homepage

10/25/01  Added twelve new jokes to Laughs page (5 jokes about the Sept. 11 incident, 7 about assorted nonsense -- 2 places to vote)

10/25/01  Added "Four Good Cups of Tea" poem to Other Writing section on the Writing page

10/25/01  Added two pictures to Professional Pictures page and three to Personal Pictures page

10/25/01  Created a second pictures page -- the main pictures page is Professional Pictures and second page is Personal Pictures

08/28/01  Added two pieces of writing to the Other Writing section on the Writing page

08/28/01  Added selection of jokes

08/03/01  Added one lousy joke to the Laughs page.  How lazy of me!  What a rip-off.  One damn joke.  This is what I waste people's time with.  Jeez!

07/27/01  Added show date to Upcoming Shows page

07/26/01 Added selections of jokes (two selections of 4 jokes each and 2 places to vote)

05/08/01 Revised format of Upcoming Shows page and made minor revisions to home page.

05/07/01 Added new content to Local Laughs page

05/07/01  Added selection of jokes

05/07/01  Added Upcoming Shows sub-page to Laughs page.

05/04/01  Added Updates To This Page section to homepage

05/02/01  Added Evil Fake Coffee Times sub-page to Local Laughs page

04/28/01  Updated acting resume on Resumes page

04/17/01  Added selection of jokes

04/17/01  Updated Local Laughs page

04/08/01  Replaced Neopets link with Joe Cartoon link on homepage under Sites of Interest category

04/07/01  Updated My Friends page

04/03/01  Added selection of jokes

04/02/01  Added Local Laughs page to site

03/13/01  Re-organized pictures in Pictures page

03/13/01  Added selection of jokes

02/24/01  Added selection of jokes

02/14/01  Added Mix CDs subpage to CD list page

02/14/01  Added selection of jokes

02/06/01  Added selection of jokes

01/29/01  Added My Friends page to site

01/29/01  Added selection of jokes

01/09/01  Added new pictures to Pictures page

01/09/01  Added selection of jokes

01/02/01  Started Laughs Unemployment page

01/02/01  Added selection of jokes

12/15/00  Added Ideas page

12/13/00  Added first selection of jokes

12/05/00  Added "To Do list" page

11/20/00  Started website and began adding content for several hours nearly every day until mid-December

Click here go to go to the About Me page. For some reason, this page is supposed to let you find out more about me. How intuitive.
ABOUT ME
This links to my Simpsons Quotes Page -- possibly one of the best or at least better collections of Simpsons quotes you'll find anywhere (unless you have every episode on tape and have enough VCRs to play them all at once...which would make absolutely no sense)
SIMPSONS